I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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