I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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