i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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