sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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Damn victory sex feels great
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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