dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
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ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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