I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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