So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
