oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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