Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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