Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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