so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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