i think my mom watched the whole time
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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