I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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