so explain again why im purple
no
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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