i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
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