whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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