I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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