Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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