how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
