Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Randomize
