this just has baby written all over it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
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Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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