No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
