I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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