I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
When are your genitals available?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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