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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?

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  lets deal with that after we figure out where i am

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot

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  i want to face-plant into her vagina

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text

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