I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
it's like iHOP with fire
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...