We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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