i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm just crazy horny about you
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour