mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Moan for me like Helen Keller
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
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Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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