fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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