so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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