Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
why is half of my head shaved?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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