Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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