R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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