Welp...herpes.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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