We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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