I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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