Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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