Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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