...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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