THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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