In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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