weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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