I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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