I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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