We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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