11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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