so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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