youre lurking in front of me
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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