you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
he puts the penis in happiness.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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