ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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