try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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