Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
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