So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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