I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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